Saturday, July 17, 2010

The Lonley 1 in Japan


For those people on biking tours in Japan, the Japanese have found a cure for your lonesome nights: The Girlfriend Lap pillow.


It may be awkward to transport, but its worth the companionship when times are hard. Who needs a warm body when you can cozy up with legs like that.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

A Changing Neighbourhood

Some of Jason and Isaac's favorite businesses are closing in their neighbourhood to make way for what will likely be another hipster coffee place or raw food restaurant. Sigh.


Not Steve's Meats!!


The store that sells everything store is closing. Where else will I buy feta cheese, portable gas BBQ's, and garden shears in one store?


Dundas Pizza closed until August 9th?!? NOOOOOOO!!! Good for the arteries, bad for the soul.

Friday, July 9, 2010

The Head That Meat Built

Since the dawn of man it was said that Jason had one of the largest heads in existence, however after doing a bit of research (googled "average head size") and sifting through the many many websites on average penis size, I finally got some answers. According to Wikianswers, the most reliable and respected website on human anatomy, the average circumference of a male adult human head is 22.5 inches or 57cm. So how did those at 433 fair?


Isaac's head measured in at a whopping 23 inches in diameter. What a freak show. OMG LOL LMAO PWND etc.


While Jason's head measured in at a perfectly proportionate 22.5 inches. He's so dreamy.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

The Calves That Meat Built

We are here today to answer the burning question "Whose calves are the biggest at 433?" Here are the results.


Isaac's Calves


Jason's Calves


Isaac's calves measured in at 16 inches in diameter


Jason's calves also measured in at 16 inches in diameter. Its a tie!!!

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Mouse Traps & Oven Mits


This morning I went to the basement to do some laundry and heard a scuffle in a hole of one of the cinder blocks propping up my parent's water heater. It was a mouse trap. It had been set off earlier in the morning, but whatever it had caught was clearly still alive and trying to escape. So what did I do? I did what any rational person would do, I ran upstairs to the kitchen, got an oven mit to protect my danty hand (in case whatever it was that was trapped was angry and bitey), and went back downstairs to see what was caught.


A part of me was expecting to see an unfortunate mouse, now a paraplegic with a broken back needing me to put it out of its misery. However, what I found instead was a traumatized mouse with an injured tail.


So I took him outside to release him back into the wild, but only after I took a few pictures of it in its little predicament.


Here is another picture of him scared and afraid.


And then it gave me, what seems to be, a "fuck you" facial experssion, so I thought it a good time to release the little guy.


So I released him into an open field where I'm sure it became a tasty meal for a large bird with talons but who knows, lets hope for the best. Afterwards, my dad yelled at me because he found out that I was using an oven mit during this whole ordeal and said "You know we serve food with those, right?" In retrospect, perhaps an oven mit was a poor choice....

Thursday, July 1, 2010